that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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