guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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