We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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