On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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