i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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