If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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