Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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