You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
