Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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