did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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