she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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