Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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