The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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