Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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