just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
