so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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