I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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