normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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