Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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