If that was your dad, he is hot
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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