Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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