nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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