Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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