you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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