She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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