just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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