whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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