Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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