Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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