Pappa wants mamma naked
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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