thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
