at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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