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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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