Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Randomize
