I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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