i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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