god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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