She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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