One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He? As in you personified your dick?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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