Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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