I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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