He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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