Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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