I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Drake has all the answers
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
