Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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