I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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