So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize