I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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