similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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