were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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