I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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