i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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