Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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